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I found the Chicken Emoticon.

Thu Nov 5, 2009, 9:50 PM
  • Mood: Scared
  • Listening to: Over You - Daughtry
  • Reading: The screen
  • Watching: Things
  • Playing: Mind Games
  • Eating: Candy rahab.... Candy rahab...
  • Drinking: Milk
It's listed as scared, but I don't care.
I took this from :iconkidbuu4ever:, he shouldn't mind.


[x] - You like cheese.
[] - You hate peanuts. (If only they digested better.)
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random. (But this makes sense.)
[x] - You have farted today. (Indeed I have.)
[x] - You have choked on something. (Milk, saliva... air)
[x] - You are a writer. (I used to want to be an author when I grew up, but I hate English class...)
[] - You smoke. (Never have, and never will.)
[x] - You like to swim. (Fear of deep, untamed water is going away.)
[] - You have farted more than once today. (Not today.)
[x] - You like ice cream. (But I have sensitive teeth... ouch.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (I lied for about 4 years...)
[] - You are an only child.
[] - You have more than 3 pets. (I have a dog, my sister has a cat. That still doesn't add up.)
[] - You prefer water to other drinks. (LONG LIVE SODA)
[] - You are an alcoholic. (No, but i have been drunk... I think.)
[x] - You are under 20 years old. (By 3 years :U)
[] - You are over 30 years old.
[] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (Broke up)
[] - You like jewelery. (BE A MAN)
[X] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (I count metal in here, too...)

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (On the dot)
[x] - You like pirates. (AAAAAUUUURRRRGGGG!!!)
[/] - You like anime. (Kinda...)
[] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Not so much)
[] - You take a prescription drug every day. (I R SANE... WOO)
[] - You have a job. (Still trying...)
[x] - You live with your parents. (And I'll move out ASAP)
[x] - You like to eat eggs. (Scrambled eggs with ham and mozzarella cheese... yum)
[/] - You have a religion. (Christianity...)
[] - You dress stranger than other people. (My wardrobe isn't very odd... But it's bland)

TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (On the other side, mashed potatoes with melted fruit snacks is very tastey :u)
[] - You are bad at math. (lol 93 without trying)
[x] - You love electronics. (GO CALCULATOR GO)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (...fuck)
[x] - You cuss a lot. (But less than others)
[x] - You believe in aliens. (somewhat...)
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem. (kinda... Still hate myself in some areas...)
[] - You carry a purse. (ONLY A MAN BITCH CARRIES A PURSE! GO MAN LAW)

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[] - You like flowers. (They don't taste that good... Good for photos though)
[] - You are bisexual or homosexual. (Nothing against them, I just sure as hell am not)
[] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Leo)
[] - You have used tarot before.
[/] - You believe in ghosts. (somewhat, not much)
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny. (The what now?)
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right. (Say wuh....)
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (Dear god, I want to deck someone in the face...)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - You like fire. (People premote safe sex more than fire safety. I wonder why...)
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (I was tired, and on my bed... And txting)
[] - You have a high school diploma. (Two more years)
[x] - You live in America. (lol Does that include all North and South America, or just the United States?)
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. (I'm clean enough)
[] - You consider yourself a nerd. (Acting stupid is so much funner than acting smart.)
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco. (Bleh)
[/] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (Paranoid, maybe...)
[/] - You sleep in the nude. (lol That, or in boxers) (NOW KEEP UR HANDS OUT OF UR PANTS)

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (I would love to be a famous musician...)
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (Somewhere... I think)
[x] - You like watermelon. (It's alright, not my fav.)
[] - You live in Europe.
[] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot. (I tap constantly on my desk...)
[] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. (This is important stuff, you never know when you'll need to know it)
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz. (Why would I?)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one. (GO LAPTOP)
[/] - You have a brother. (Sorta, but I'm not really counting the half brother I never met or my Brother-In-Law)

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x] - You can cook well. (I love cooking)
[x] - You like to party. (WOOHOO)
[x] - You are a bad dancer. (Atleast I can keep in step)
[] - You are a professional dancer. (What did i just say?)
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (Many times)
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (I don't know who's more crazy... Me or him)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. (Maybe, I'm too lazy to count)
[] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz. (There's an answer?)
[x] - You have run away from something. (OMG HE'S IT! RUN LIKE HELL!!!)
[] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (I want to... I think)

TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (Half blue powerade, a quarter coke, and a quarter root beer. AWESOME suicide)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. (I tried disecting a frog with a stick once... I shoved it through it's stomach... And it came out its ass. I lol'd at the time)
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (Many times)
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (lol One of my real ones is)
[] - You have a step-mom or dad. (But i do have step grandparents)
[] - You hate to be tagged. (I don't think i have been...)
[] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months. (It says otherwise)
[] - You have a dA subscription. (I sure aint paying for one)
[/] - Your hair is brown. (I have Blonde, Brown, and White hairs... But Mostly blonde. and two different color of eyelashes, never could figure that out))
[x] - You love to eat candy. (SUGAR)

TOTAL SO FAR = 40

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween. (Many years ago.)
[/] - You love cats. (They're ok)
[] - You have a quirky personality. (It says quirky is far-out, or off beat... I wouldn't say that...)
[] - You are a coffee addict. (Bleh, coffee)
[] - You live near a body of water. (There's an underground spring right underneath out house, though.)
[x] - You have had a toothache. (Ouch. This reminds me of having my wisdom teeth surgically removed...)
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom. (Don't drink the punch)
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". (It's interesting at times...)
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan. (I would disown myself, but it's fine if you are)
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (At least i think i have...)

GRAND TOTAL = 44

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.<----Oh shi-
((44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.))) *OM NOM NOM SELF*
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.



ANOTHER (Just because it was easier to copy)
[x]- You like mice. (Used to catch them as a kid... Kinda gross)
[] - Dust scares you. (I don't fear dust, dust fears me, foo!)
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children. (And yet I technically only have one sibling... HMMM)
[] - You are a smoker. (Never)
[] - You drink a lot. (Quantity or often?)
[x] - You like to write. (At times, yeah)
[/] - You are religious. (Not very strong, though)
[x] - You like to burn candles. (As long as they smell good and not of bananas)
[] - You prefer juice or water over soda. (But grape juice and 7 Up mixed is great, almost as good as sparkling cider. :u)
[x] - You have ridden a horse. (My aunt owns a far... About half a mile away.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[] - You have done drugs. (Still clean)
[] - You are currently a drug addict. (Nope)
[x] - You are very artistic (So I've been told...)
[] - You like stuffed animals. (BE A MAN!!!!... >.>;)
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things. (Funny story about this at the bottom if i remember)
[x] - You have eaten a bug before. (I don't think it was on purpose, though)
[/] - You love cars. (I like them, not quite love)
[] - Cats are your favorite animal. (Nope)
[] - You hate animals. (HOW CAN I HATE FOOD)
[/] - You are spontaneous and random (Depends who you ask.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot. (Except bananas. Bananas can go to hell. BTW, did you know bananas are technically an herb, not a fruit :u)
[x] - You drive (a piece of shit blazer)
[x] - You make / made good grades in school. (lol Make, but id didn't always until highschool...)
[] - You are going / are in / have been to college. (Not yet, though i would like to attend Purdue University)
[x] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy. (BUT ORGANIZED)
[x] - You love to eat. (About 5 times a day, atleast)
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday. (Yay presents and family)
[/] - You like the beach. (I've only been there once. :u)
[] - You hate the color pink. (My dad's color blind, it's kinda funny)

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[/] - You wear glasses or contacts. (I'm suposed to, but i don't)
[/] - You chat online a lot. (Not quite a lot)
[] You always use correct grammar. (I blame txting... lol)
[] - You like to take quizzes. (Especially when douchebag teachers give you homework afterwards)
[] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home. (Where does eating at school fall into this category)
[x] - You enjoy swimming. (Fun fun)
[] - You have more than 5 pets.
[] - You have more than 10 pets. (I've had a comment for most of these :u)
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[] - You have seen a ghost. (Don't think so)

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies. (YES MAN)
[/] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching. (HIP THRUST ACTIVATED)
[x] - You have been to a strip club. (No, but I know where one is.)
[] - You drink coffee in the morning. (Bleh)
[] - You like to be awake at night. (I don't really like it, i just cant sleep)
[] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read. (Reading isn't just books, you know)
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[] - You have short hair. (I could cover my eyes if it wasn't wavy)
[x] - You know how to cook well. (And so i can eat well)

GRAND TOTAL = 22
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Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit
((22 - 23 = Mental Patient.)) This is funny, cause I've never had counseling before
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Vampire.
28 - 29 = Bat
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Water.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President.
48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out.

Ok, so story about shiny things. Being me, I'm easily distracted by shiny things. And that turned out to bite me in the butt come Purdue Band Day, a marching band thing. Apparently some cheerleaders i was talking sat on the bleachers in the row right above us, and it just so happens that when I turn around to talk to them, I notice something shiny and glance at it. It turns out they have sparkles on they're underwear for they're uniform, and i felt like a jackass. But afterwards it turns out the other guys felt the same way when they turned around to talk, too, so i didn't feel as bad. So through that day, i learned one thing: If you don't want people to look, take it off. That quote made me laugh. >.>

Fun stuff this is. And very time consuming.

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:iconhookprower:
Oh my god, flaming Grandma eye.
:iconkeewy:
It never falters to stay in place, even when on fire.

And I wanted a new avatar anyways. :u

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Yes.
:iconhookprower:
Damn, Grandma, I salute you.

I soon need to get a new one, methinks. u:
:iconkeewy:
Go right ahead. Maybe choose the pumpkin u refuse to be.

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:iconhookprower:
Y'know, I haven't even thought more about that. Ah well.

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